My dad: Guess who's birthday it is?
Me, not saying Chris because my dad has no idea who he is: I dunno.
My dad: Chris Cornell!
Me, surprised: Well, I knew
that.Happy birthday Chris, you sexy beast. Or should I say Superbeast. /puns I thought you were forty-five. You're not.
( As it's been for the past seven years, I am the queen of Cornell pictures. 46 behind the cut! )